Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!

Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!

Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!

Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages

Please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery.

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  • September 4, 2015 - September 7, 2015
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  2. Ian Thomas @I_AmIan


  3. JuanCarlos Ramirez @ramirez1391

    i feel like this book is intended to keep people from doing these things

  4. Janina @janinamittens

    Excited to read this. Ideas for my step-kids

  5. Janine Ephault @janineephault

    luv it.. kinda of perfect 4 holidayz in my twisted family..

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