Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies).

With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it's perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults.

80 pages; Hardcover

Please allow 1-2 weeks for shipping.

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  • February 23, 2016 - February 29, 2016
  • Final sale and no returns. View details


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  2. Riley L @ridie1389

    @trsd44 you should then the book and make so they know what NOT to do... Conscious cleared

  3. Z.A.Y. @tboazay

    the shouldve titled it, things to do when your below the influence.

  4. Tricia Foley @manmademess

    need more info, what is b, c, d?

  5. Mick Boyd @mickaholic

    If you actually think that this book is for kids, you shouldn't procreate.

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