Say How You Really Feel with Birthday Jerk Balloons

Let’s be honest — we’re all beating around the bush when it comes to birthdays. We lazily post memes on each other’s Facebook walls, begrudgingly buy our birthday buddy a drink or two and scribble our names at the bottom of some greeting card company’s warm and fuzzy message. It begins to feel a little dishonest after a while.

Fortunately, you can now tell your friends how you really feel about them while still participating in the age-old birthday rituals thanks to our Birthday Jerk Balloons. Use this special milestone to remind your friends that they’re old, immature or just relatively annoying. They’ll get the message — there’s truly no room for misunderstanding.

Utilizing playful colours, wonderful typography and careful designs, the final result is a birthday decoration that looks great no matter how much it stings. Really, there’s no better way to be blunt than with a balloon.

Includes 5 balloons:

  • Happy Birthday, I hate you
  • This is your birthday present 
  • Grow Up 
  • Die Already 
  • You're old 
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$10 · Birthday Jerk Balloons

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